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SEYMOUR EATO 


(PAUL PIPER) 


ILLUSTRATED BY 


R. K. CULVER 


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Copzright, 1907 
By Seymour Eaton 
Copyright, 1906 i 
By Edward Stern & Company, Inc. 
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Press of 
Edward Stern & Company, Inc. 
Philadelphia 


Fublished September 1, 1906 


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TELL ME ABOUT «4 BEAR 


“What kind of a story do you want?” 

“Tell me about a bear.” 

That was our answer when you and I were boys. Our fathers 
would in all likelihood have said, “Tell me about Indians; ” but for half 
a century the bear story has been the first choice of the little folks, and 
this accounts largely for the universal popularity of TEDDY-B end 
TEDDY-G. It is simply the crowning by the children of their very 
own heroes. 

This new story supplements the two volumes which told the history 
and adventures of TEDDY-B and TEDDY-G at home. It will be 
followed by a fourth book, in which these two Bears play the role of 
detectives and solve for the children the old-time puzzles and mysteries 
of the nursery. 


CONTENTS 


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The Bears on the Atlantic... ....00...0..00 7 
TORE MME ae este Oe ee ne 19 
The Bears in Scotland -.............000000,0000020~2~| 29 
The Bears at Stratford-on Avon -.............., .....0., 37 
The Bears Meet oc th ntivass EE TRE re 47 
The Bears Anive in London... ---......00...,......,.. 59 
The Bears in London Tower... 2... .....000.,,00,,0 002, 69 
bisnicscashad inn eae CERT ee ee ee ee 79 
Aa scl Ee eR) Oe 89 
The Bowes 2 Gemmany 05s bee's ce skci veya vans. 97 
The Boas in Resin... . 0... 109 
Phe Bones ia Switnorend 6 ie ob eos eet aee cc... 119 
Wir Demeester ae 129 
NMR ices crt Bede Oa 139 
dood: See ate ey eee ee eee eh 149 
The Bears Retum from Abroad... ...........0.....,.... 159 
Pete ia geese yr ieee nea 167 


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“ The Bears dressed up in kilts and plaid, ies 

And everything the priors had.” . . . are eae ae . Cover 
“ We'll make steel fly and sabres clash, 

And burst this old tower all to smash.” ............... Frontispiece 
“ Wishing for home and his mountain cave, 

Where rocks and trees and the ke reer 1 
** Riding on trains quite new to bears, 

And counting money to pay their fares.” ................... 22 
“ They strung it off at a lively rate, 

And called it Shakespeare up-to-date.” .................... 39 
“ They laughed at jokes and spilled their tea, 

And sade a mess like you or me.” ...................... 49 
“ But the Frenchman just excitod gre-., 

For an English word he never knew.” .... 0.0.0... 00000... 83 
“ Next day these bears from Uncle Sam, 

Met Dutchie Hans of Amsterdam.” ..................... 94 
“ At a Custom House on a boundary line, 

The Teddy Bears had to pay a fine.” pase sar One Se ee ae ee ee er a 103 
“ In a Russian jail with a window each, 

Through which to coax or scold or teach.” ................ . 114 
“ The crowd of peasants cheered them well, 

And said it equalled William Tell” ...................... 123 
“ Studying Latin and wasting time 

On Caesar's history or Virgil's thyme.” .........00 00000005. 134 
“ That water | swallowed just now, I say, 

Tastes all the world like consomme.” .............0000-... 143 
“ Show these Arabs that a Yankee bear, 

Can make the sard fly ENywhetes ecto Oe ee ee te, 154 
“ His speech was short but generous, 

We want you bu « FEM ae A Seta a 163 
“ Next day the Bears went f-r a tramp, 

With a snow-shoe club to winter vot on teuracatitea ts etree verte ee eel 


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The Roosevelt Bears had their winter sleep 
€re mountains high and valleys deep 
And boulders big and evergreen 
Make the prettiest home that was ever seen. 


They had carried back to their cave out West 
Ten trunks filled full of things the best : 
Mechanics’ tools and books to read 
And boxes of candy on which to feed 
And toys and rugs and New York suits 


routes 
And a tambourine and a phonograph 
To play for friends and make them laugh. 
But the things they did that winter cold 
Have not been written and will not be told. 


Said TEDDY-G, when Spring came round, 
“I'm going to quit this hunting ground 
And travel again; | like the sport; 

I want to go to some foreign court 


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THE BEARS ON THE ATLANTIC 9 


To see a king and to try my hand 
At things that | don’t understand.” 
“If I remember,” said TEDDY-B, 
“You've tried your hand from A to = 
At things you didn’t know before 
And some few left you pretty sore; 

But if you'll behave this time for sure 
I'll join you on a foreign tour.” 


TEDDY-G made promise in his way 
To keep out of mischief and the law obey; 
But this solemn promise he meant to keep 
Only just while he was sound asleep. 


10 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


They packed their bags that very day 
And took special train, the Papers say, 
With private car and porters six 
To keep them from their old-time tricks. 
ey crossed the country at record rate 
And reached New York a minute late. 
They got their steamer whose captain roared 
To hold the ship till they got aboard; 
And off across the Atlantic wide 
Went the Roosevelt Bears to the other side. TEDDY-B—His paw 


But there's many a slip between cup and lip 
en you're out on the sea on a wobbly ship. 

It beat the fun in the district school, 

Or getting degrees on the Harvard mule, 

Or climbing the pole at the county fair, 

Or learning ballooning high up in air, 

To see those Bears roll out of bed, 

And tumble on deck paws over head, 

And climb the stairs like circus clown 

With the stairs on edge or upside down. 


But the biggest laugh was on TEDDY-G 
en he asked the steward for a cup of tea 
With something in it strong and stout 
To keep him from turning inside out. 
ZG He was sitting on deck in a steamer chair 
if 2 As cross and ugly as a Russian bear 
And wishing for home and his mountain cave 
y At Where rocks and trees and the ground behave. 
w) The steward came by with tea and cake 
—_ Which TEDDY-G reached up to take 
TEDDY-G—His paw €n a mountain wave, both big and high, 
Hit the side of the ship and made things fly. 


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“ Wishing for home and his mountain cave, 
Where rocks and trees and the ground behave.” 


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The deck was strewn with chair and bear 
And steward and dishes everywhere. 
When things got level TEDDY-G got up 
And asked the steward for another cup. 


THE BEARS ON THE ATLANTIC 13 


“I'm not yet level inside,” said he, 
“I'm wibbly-wobbly like the sea; 
And the more | eat the worse | feel, 
But it takes much eating to count a meal, 
For things don’t count for me or you 


Which feed the fishes in the ocean blue.” 


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But by and by the weather cleared 
And the Bears went up on the bridge and steered, 
Or went below with stoker men 
Who shoveled coal from six till ten, 


14 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


Or played some prank on the steamer cook 
When hunting cakes or pies to hook, 
Or looked through glasses to see a wreck 
Or engaged in games with boys on deck. | 
It didn’t take long for TEDDY-G 
To get busy at tricks quite new at sea. 
He borrowed the bugle and blew a tune 
Which called the dinner an hour too soon. 
He locked six stewards in a room 
And played at shuffle-board with a broom, 
And got the clocks going on the run 
To make them time with the speeding sun. 
He rang ten bells one night at nine 

ich meant, he said, that the night was fine. 
And a thousand things, the sailors say, 
Which made folks merry every day. 


While TEDD’’-G made laugh and fun 
TEDDY-B wrote letters to every one: 
To boys and girls whom he had seen 
In cities and towns where they had 


been, 

And he told them all about the trip 

And the things they do on board a 
ship. 

One day to the captain's cabin they 
went 

With books in hand, on questions 
bent: 

“A question, Captain,” said 
TEDDY-B, 

“May I ask a question in 
geography >” Bee: 

The captain nodded and touched 


his cap: 


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“The Captain nodded and touched his cap.”” 


16 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


“Are these meridians on this 
map 

On top of the water or down 
below, 

And who put them there and 
is it so 

The whales get caught, when 
hunting food, 

In these parallels of latitude >” 


“And | want to ask,” sad 
TEDDY-G, 

“If mermaids live down in 
the sea, 

cAnd where the locker that 
holds the bones 

Of fellows caught by Davy 
Jones ? 


And how big the log and the 
kind of wood ? 

And the knots in an hour 
when the weather's good ? 

And if sailors’ yarns are ever 
lies > 

And if boxing the compass is 
exercise ? 

And how many wheels on the captain's gig? 
And the meaning of scuttle and jubber and brig?” 


The captain laughed and wished them well : 
“But questions,” he said, “| can never tell 
Which way to answer, fore or aft, 
Wind or lee,” and again he laughed. 


THE BEARS IN IRELAND 17 


: They landed in Ireland at break of day, 
Going off on a lighter and up the bay, 
Fe And waving messages of every kind 
To friends on the steamer they left behind. 


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As they touched their feet on the island 
green, 

The prettiest girls they had ever seen 

And a dozen boys and an Irish band 


Gave them welcome to the land. 


The girls showered shamrocks on TEDDY-G 
And the boys gave shillalahs to TEDDY-B: 
Two blackthorn sticks, one for each Bear, 

To use in England when they got there. 


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Then off they started ih: sights to see 
From Blarney Castle: to Killarney. 
ey got into imischief at every turn 


And in half a day had fun to burn. 


The Roosevelt Bears bought suits of green 
And the gayest waistcoats ever seen, 
And dressed themselves from head to toe 
Like Irish lords at ar. evening show. 
For said TEDDY-B, “I've read at home 
Of a man who traveled once to Rome 
And there he followed customs new 
And did the things the Romans do.” 
But TEDDY-G didn't live by rule; 
He was out for fun arc’ he'd play the fool 
Or be a duke, he didn’t care, 
“For clothes,” he said, “ don’t make a bear.” 
In half a day he had leamed to say 
“It is” for “ yes” in the Irish way, 
And “ Begorra it was” and “ Bedad it's thru ” 
And “The saints presarve us” and “ Bad luck 
on you.” 

While TEDDY-B could say by heart, 
When he had first lines to get a start, 
The poems and songs of Thomas Moore 


The Irish hard of rich and poor. 


___THE BEARS IN IRELAND 2I 


To the 
If you kiss ju 
Your words will be 


To Blarney Castle in jaunting car 
(The driver said it wasn't far) 
They went that day their respects to pay 
blamey stone which the Irish say 
st right as you kiss your wife 
sweet throughout your life. 


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Riding on trains quite new to bears, 
And counting money to pay their fares.” 


THE BEARS IN IRELAND 23 


“ But to kiss just right,” said TEDDY-G, 
“Is an Irish trick too smart for me; 
I had tumbles enough on the steamer deck 
And I don’t intend to break my neck.” 
“But kiss we must,” said TEDDY-B, 
“We both need blamey, you and me, 
And some for gifts for I’m sure there's none 
At the present time in Washington.” 
With the help of Pat, who drove them out, 
They got a rope both long and stout, 
And each the other pulled alone 
Hand over hand to the blarmey stone. 


But TEDDY-B, each time he tried, 
Approached the stone from his bottom side, 
And once he slipped clean through the knot, 

And down to the ground like a ball he shot; 
And as he rubbed his under bones 
He said some things about blarney stones 
Which sounded neither sour nor sweet 
But which Pat nor his horse didn’t dare repeat. 
But like Bruce’s spider of years gone by 
TEDDY-B would try and try and try 
Till at last he landed right end to 
And got blarney enough to see him through. 


“But TEDDY-B, each time he tried, approached the stone from his bottom side.” 


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THE BEARS IN IRELAND 


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Then off they went from place to place, 
Buying shillalahs and Irish lace, 
And driving donkeys at rapid pace, 
And riding on trains quite new to bears 
d counting money to pay their fares, 
In shillings and pence and sovereigns bright 
Which mixed them up from morn till night. 


26 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


A landlord asked them why they came, 
And what their trick and in whose name, 
And if they favored this or that, 
The peasant class or the aristocrat. 


"Twas TEDDY-G that made reply 

With a puckered mouth and roguish eye: 
“Be dad,” said he, “you wait and see, 

We're on the ground to set Ireland free, 

To give her farms, their turf and toil, 

To the rightful owners of the soil 

Who, by the sweat of honest brow, 

Have earned the clay they've learned to plow, 
And to make the transfer here and now.” 


But TEDDY-B spoke up and said: 
“The plans which I have in my head 
About home-rule and the landlord ring 
I'll present in London to the king. 
We're here this week as you will see 
To set the Irish children free 

And to give a treat to lass and lad, 
The jolliest time they ever had.” 


Away to the North they went one night 

To the Giant's Causeway to see the 
sight 

And explore the caves where the Irish 


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Who made these famous steps of stone, 
Lived in tl.ese sea-side caves alone. 


THE BEARS IN IRELAND 27 
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In Dublin they had fun to spare; 
ey got into mischief everywhere. 
TEDDY-G climbed high to carve his name 
On a monument to Nelson's fame. 
And there he carved in letters bold 
As big as the window sill would hold 
“Treland expects each man that’s true 
To live for Ireland and his duty do.” 
But a policeman caught him by the feet 
And dropped him down to Sackville Street. 
He landed right with nothing broke 
But the bobby didn't see the joke. 


They took a trip to O'Connell's grave, 
man now numbered with the brave. Facies 
They saw the homes where Moore was born, = 
And other men whose names adorn 
The pages of the books of time, 
o live in battle, prose and rhyme. 
Said TEDDY-G, at Killarney Lake, 
To a lad who sold potato cake, 
“Hw much for a hundred crisp and brown 
And a tin of milk to wash them down >?” 


The lad replied, “ Sur, I don’t know: 
A hundred cakes take a lot of dough; 
ey're tuppence apiece and good and hot 
And the milk you see is all I've got.” 
The Bears were hungry ; they bought the cake; 
And the milk in the tin they said they'd take. 
Then the lad, he drove them round the lake, 
And took them to see w' ere he lived alone 
In a thatch -.4-roof cottage built of stone. 


28 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 
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With this Irish lad they spent the night 
And by fire of turf and candle light 
They sat for hours and stories told 
Of their mountain home and the hunters bold 
And the trip they made and the fun they had, 
And the things that happened, good and bad. 


They gave the lad, when they left next day, 
A purse of gold, enough to pay 

For a suit of clothes and shoes and hat 
And ten shillings more for his Irish cat. 


They spent three days at an Irish fair 
And got into mischief everywhere; 
But they finished their Irish trip one night 
By shu: ing themselves in a castle tight 
By a fool mistake of TEDDY-G 
Who locked a door with a Yankee key. 


When Dublin Castle door swung wide 
And let the two Bears get outside, 
Said TEDDY-G to the keener stout 
Who unlocked the door and let them out: 
“T've read of wars and famous men 

On the four stone walls of your musty den, 
But not a thing could we find to eat 

And naught to drink nor bed nor seat. 


We're the hungriest bears you ever saw; 
Get us some food either cooked or raw; 
We've been locked up for a week or more 
And our insides are pretty sore. 

I'll pay the price, as you can see, 

In Yankee money or &. s. d.” 

At this he brought to the keeper's sight 
Two paws filled full with sovereigns bright. 
This did the trick; the victuals came: 
Some Irish stew and roaste 2 game, 

And a dozen things they cu 'n't name. 


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And as they left and said good-bye 


They praised the Irish to the sky; 


e biggest heart and the sweetest smile 
ere always found on the Emerald Isle. 


And now for Scotland! Land of heatner 
Bens and lochs and rainy weather! 
The folks turned out in the town of Ayr 
To get a glimpse of a Teddy Bear, 

or the news had spread o'er glen and moor 
That the Bears would stop at Ayr for sure. 


32 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And stop they did, for said TEDDY-B 
“We've come to Scotland just to see 
Where Bobby Burns lived when a lad, 
And to see what kind of home he had, 
And to read each song and learn the tune 
‘On the banks and braes of Bonnie Doon.’” 
“T'll do the singing,” said TEDDY-G, 
“And the dancing too; leave that to me. 

I can do a clog or the Highland fling, 

Or a Scotch schottische or anything.” 

And a dance they had in the town of Ayr 
While crowds of children lined the square. 


At the Brig c Doon a fiddler blind, 
A Scotchman canny, old and kind, 
Was asked by TEDDY-G if he p 
Wauld loan his fiddle for an hour to see <= 

jig or two and Scottish airs, 

Danced and sung by Teddy Bears, 
Would bring the crowd and money make 
For the fiddler blind to his home to take. 
But the fun they made in clog and tune 
Was a stunt quite new at the Brig o’ Doon: 
There was “ Cake-walk Sue” and “ Yankee Doo” 


And things well known to me and you. 


The crowd it came; they knew the airs 
And recognized the Roosevelt Bears, 
And thought of home across the sea 
And shelled out money quick and free 
And said to TEDDIES-B and G: 
“You're each a chip of the Teddy tree 
And are masters of diplomacy.” 


THE BEARS IN SCOTLAND 33 


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On a Glasgow street they met a lad, 
A Scotchman’s son in blouse of plaid, 
Who had walked for miles ‘round everywheres 
While hunting for the Roosevelt Bears. 
“Well, here we are,” said TEDDY-B, 
“ And this my class-mate TEDDY-G. 
We're looking too; we want a guide 


To take us up a mountain side. 
We'll pay you well and by the mile 


If you land us safe on Ellen's Isle.” 
“Whit wey 2” he said, “I dinna ken 
If Teedy Bears hie claes like men ; 
But if ye’re the lads, dod, ay! I'll go 


An’ every place I ken I'll show. 
An’ ken I weel each place o’ fame, 


An’ Wee Macgreegor is my name.” 
Then off they went, the jolliest three, 
Scotch lochs and bens and glens to see. 


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A rocky cave wit 
They searched in glen 


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Who they supposed 


was yet a boy 
In huntsman’s dre 


and trappings queer, 

out chasing deer. 

he famous Trossachs tramped, 
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rs two who were there to play 

ourist coach went by each day. 


With hounds and 
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The Bears dressed up in kilts and plaid, 
And everything the pipers had 


And marched in front of 
coach and four 
And blew Scotch airs till 
their lung. \vere sore, 
And held their caps as the 
coach went by 
To catch the silver folks 
let fly. 
Then off they went to 
Loch Katrine, 
The prettiest lake they had 
ever seen, 
And to Ellen's Isle from 
Silver Strand, 
While Wee Macgreegor 
lent a hand 
And pulled the oars and 
stories told 
Of Roderick Dhu the 
chieftain bold. 


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“The Bears dressed up in kilts and plaid, and ecerything the pipers had.” 


36 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 
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In Edinburgh the follow- 
ing day 

The Bears were feeling 
somewhat gay 


And TEDDY-G, to show 


his skill, 
“And to view,” he said, 
“the Castle hill,” 


Climbed hand over hand 
without being caught, 

A monument to Walter 
Scott, 

To the very top when he 
called back 

‘Three cheers, | say, for 

the Union Jack.” 


Whit: Wee Macgreegor 
up half way 

Replied, “Dod, ay! ye're 
there to stay; 

Ye might as weel yell oot 
fur bail, 

Fur when doon ye come 

ye go to jail.” 


Said TEDDY-G to the judge that day 
When taken to court a fine to Pay: 
“Your honor, Sir, when you want some 
fun, 
Come over the sea to Washington i 
And climb to the top, hand over hand, 
The biggest monument in the land, z 
And wave to the south and north and | 
west ’ 
The stars and stripes, of flags the best, 
And if we know ‘twas fun you meant 
You won't be fined a single cent.” 


But the judge looked wise and very grave 
And said, “In Scotland folks behave 
And keep from tricks and are only gay 
On the afternoons of Saturday. 

You owe it to Sir Walter Scott 

That you pay a fine right on the spot. 


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“They strung it off at a lively rate, 
And called it Shakespeare up-to-date.” 


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This court demands that you show your skill 
By climbing up steep Castle Hill 
With a heavy load, about a ton: 
Scott's poems and novels, every one; 
This to remind you in years to come 
That to fool with poets is going some.” | 


TEDDY-G was quick to 


make reply : 

“I thank you, judge, and your 
fine I'll try. 

If your town police will clear 


the track 

I'll get the books upon my 
back 

And do your fine my very 
best 

Without a stop or fall or 
rest.” 


the run 

Up Castle Hill and to enjoy 
the fun. 

The books were piled on 


TEDDY-G, 
Armfuls of novels and 
poetry, 
And up on top to hold them 
down 
Sat Wee Macgreegor like 
circus clown. 


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“One! two! three! Go!” said TEDDY-B 
And off on a run went TEDDY-G, 
With children laughing every where 
At the comic sight of a Teddy Bear 
Balancing books and boy in air 
And gripping the road with paw and toe 
And going as fast as he could go. 


Said TEDDY-G at the landing spot: 
“I've had enough of Walter Scott 

And some to spare; he’s heavy stuff; 
He wrote too much; I've had enough.” 
To Wee Macgreegor a purse he gave 
And said, “ In future you behave, 

And when you're out on pleasure bent 
Don’t climb a poet’s monument.” 


From Edinburgh they went that week 
To Stratford town on Avon creek, 
Stopping en route at Windermere 
And other places quaint and queer; 
Old Chester with its Roman wall, 
And Shrewsbury with houses small, 
And Rugby School to spend the day, 
And see the boys their foot-ball play ; 
And Warwick with its gates and 
towers, 
And Kenilworth, where they stayed for 
hours 
Viewing ruins in ivy dress 


And reading stories of good Queen 
Bess. 


THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


Twas six at night when they got within 
The ancient wal's of Shakespeare Inn 
And to their room on the second floor 
With “ Hamlet” painted on the door. 
But when they saw the happy way 
at rooms are named, each for a play, 
B, “ Not this for me; 
Put me to sleep in ‘ Richard Three,’ 
Where I can dream of ghosts and worse 
And cry my kingdom for a horse.” 


“You may sleep alone,” said 
TEDDY-G, 

“That room's not gay enough for 
me; 

Put me in ‘Romeo and Juliet’ 

If that number isn’t taken yet.” 


Said both these Bears to themselves 


that night, 

As they pulled the clothes around 
them tight, 

“We're studying Shakespeare now 
for sure 

And are up to our necks in 
literature ;" 

And when next day their meals to 
eat 

In “As You Like It” each took a 
seat, 

Said TEDDY-G, “I know this 
play, 


I'll act it well six times a day.” 


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But they did more Shakespeare play that week 
han was ever seen at Avon creek. 
They took three boys from the grammar school, 
To act as jester, page and fool, 
And with these lads they made the rounds 
Of all the houses, haunts and grounds 
Where Shakespeare played, a barefoot kid, 
And heard the things folks said he did 
From the time he saw the light of day 
On Henley Street to Hathaway, 
ere quite grown up, a brave young man, 
He loved a farmer's daughter Ann. 


THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


They saw the school where he studied Greek 
And chucked his lessons twice a week 
To fish or swim in Avon creek. 
They crossed the bridge old Clopton made, 
And to the church a visit paid 


Where all that's left of William's bones 


Is buried deep beneath some stones. 


But the fun they had these three boys Say 
Would make another Shakespeare play. 


One evening on the public square, 


To please the crowd, each Teddy Bear 


Dressed himself in character: 

_ TEDDY-B as Hamlet grave and sad 

In clothes that fitted pretty bad, 

In a Falstaff suit too big by half. 
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The mercy lines, and the lines to be 
Or not to be, and Antony, 


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But they strung it off at lively rate 


And TEDDY -G, trying hard to laugh 
They made some jokes about Avon's 


And quoted Shakespeare by the yard: 


And the tears you have you shed them 
And the lines where Shylock made the 
And about ambition, and the world’s a 
And you'd scarce expect one of my age, 


And Jack and Jill, and the light brigade, 
And things that Shakespeare never 


And called it Shakespeare up to date. 


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But better fun than Shakespeare wrote 
Was made in the park at Charlecote 
When TEDDY-G one evening clear 
Tried the Shakespeare trick of poaching deer. 
The deer put horns under TEDDY-G 
And made him look like twenty-three; 


46 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


But the things that happened in that park 
That very night, well after dark, 
Will be told about another day, 


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Said TEDDY-G at the Shakespeare Inn, 
As he told the clerk where they had been: 
“Those deer that live at Charlecote 
Have busted buttons off my coat 


And ripped the sleeve and tore my pants 
And made me do the skidoo dance. 


They're Shakespeare deer, znd that's 
a fact; 

They nearly did the Brutus act. 

When in | turn I wish you'd get 

My clothes in ‘Romeo and Juliet’ 

And patch them up and _ buttons 
fix 

And have them ready at half-past 
six ; 

And shine up shoes and everything, 

For we go to-morrow to see the 
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And made a mess like you or me.” 


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The clerk gave orders of command 
As a half-crown slipped into his hand, 
And said, “‘ Good-night. These things we'll do; 


We'll make you look as good as new.” 


THE BEARS MEET THE KING 


The following day in Oxford town 
They asked a boy in cap and gown 
To show them, if he could, the way 
To find the boys from U. S. A. 
“For I've a letter,” said TEDDY-B, 
“From a fellow here whom | want to see; 
He’s a Western lad; a scholar too; 
4 Not very big; but he can do 
More college lessons in a week, 
Writing Latin and reading Greek, 
Than was ever known, and prizes take, 
Since good King Alfred burned the cake.” 
“I’m not that fellow,” the lad replied, 
j “But I’m a boy from the other side 
And should like to-day to be your guide; 
To show you all the things we do 
When we paint the town red, white and blue.” 
But the hour they spent seemed like a week ; 
The pranks were Latin, the tricks were Greek ; 
And only a joke just here and there 
Was plain enough for a Roosevelt Bear ; 
The lunch they served had science for tea 
And crumpets made of philosophy. 


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The Yankees gathered one and all 

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They stopped at Henley to get a meal 
And try the food at the Catherine Wheel; 
“For,” said TEDDY-B, “this English air 
Makes me as hungry as a bear ; 
And those things we ate in Oxford town 
Are still in my throat; they won't go down.” 


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They saw the course where rowers win 
And went themselves for a little spin 


And gave when they stopped a college yell 
For Harvard, Penn and old Cornell. 
And then to Windsor, where they were due 
That afternoon at half-past two. 


They entered at the Castle gate, 

Built, ‘tis said, by Henry Eight ; 

And asked a keeper tall and stout 
If the king had left his latch-string out. 
“For you should know,” said TEDDY-B 


“We're here to call on His Majesty, 
To see his house and barn and land 


An answer came; ‘twas stiff 
and grim: 

“The king, good sir; you 
can't see him; 

The folks he sees whom he 
doesn’t know 

Must have a proper card to 
show.” 

“Oh, that’s all right,” said 
TEDDY-G, 

“If the king's at home, leave 
that to me. 

Our only card is the Roosevelt 
Bears 

And that admits us every- 
wheres.” 

The man replied, “ You're a 

ny sort,” 
As off they started across the 
court. 


And wish him well and shake his hand.” 


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54 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


They tramped around for half an hour 

From court to court and tower to tower. 

They stopped a lad to have a talk. 

He was rolling hcops along the walk 

When TEDDY-G, in his merry way, 

Picked up the hoops and said, “Good day; 
Where do you live? Your name? Your age? 
And which do you work at, prince or page >?” 
“Oh, I'm a prince,” said the little lad, 

“And I don’t do work, neither I nor dad. 

My grandpa’s king; he’s out somewheres 
Hunting the grounds for Teddy Bears. TEDDY-B—His paw 


I told him sure to take a gun 
And +! bears he sees to make them run. 
Bui he said no, these bears are good 
Like Mother Goose or Red Riding Hood 
Or the Fairy Queen or Little Bo Peep; 
They eat and play and talk and sleep 
And dress like boys from toe to head. 
They're touring England, grandpa said.” 
Said TEDDY-B, “ There's something loose 
If I look much like Mother Goose ; 
And no one yet that we have seen 
Would take you for a Fairy Queen.” 


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For we know these Teddy Bears by sight.” 


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So off they went, three merry lads, 
Whipping the hoops along with gads, 
This way and that through square and park 
Like boys from school off for a lark. 


56 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


The king was found down by a stream 
Near the Royal Dairy where he gets his cream. 
€ was giving orders to his hired man 
en up to his side his grandson ran; 
“T’ve found the Bears, grandpa,” said he, 
“ Their names are TEDDIES-B and G. 


They told me all about their trip, 
And how sick they were on board the ship, 
And lots of funny things they said 
Which sound like stories | have read ; 
But here they are for you to see: 
This brown bear's name is TEDDY-B, 
And the white one’s name is TEDDY-G.” 


The king gave each a hearty grip, 
And asked them questions about their trip, 
And the strenuous life and what it meant, 


A d how they left the President. 


“But where's your crown >” said TEDDY-C; 
“| thought that kings wore crowns,” said he. 
But the king just laughed and said it took 
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They all sat down on rocks near by 
To eat a lunch of deep apple pie 
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THE BEARS MEET THE KING 57 


And toast and tea and hot-cruss buns 
And hard-boiled eggs and sally luns 
And cherries ripe and roasted grouse 


Which the king had ordered from the house. 


They talked of things both small and great, 
Some long forgotten, some up to date; 
They laughed at jokes and spilled their tea 
And made a muss like you or me. 


58 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


Said the little prince when lunch was through, 
“ There's something, grandpa, I wish you'd do.” 
He came up close so the king could hear 
And whispered something in his ear 
And ended the whisper with a kiss 
Which sounded a little bit like this : 
“Please don’t say no; won't you invite 


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“We've reached a very giddy height,” 
Said TEDDY-B, quite late that night, 
In Windsor Castle where they slept 

In a room a valet said was kept 

For kings and queens; for royalty 

Of tk : foremost rank and high degree. 
“For don’t you know,” this +-let said, 
“ That in this room and in ti. bed 
Slept Charles the First who «st his head, 
And John and James and i .enry Eight, 
And George the Third whom Yankees 

hate, 

And foreign kings and queens a score 
Oo came as guests to England's shore?” 


**Dee-lighted.”” 


“It makes me nervous ” said TEDDY-G, 


“To think of th ‘hings that might happen me; 
If I should wake to-night in bed 


And find myself without a head ; 


THE BEARS ARRIVE IN LONDON 61 


Or if tc->morrow when you ring 
You found me turned into a king; 
Then what would happen, tell me, Bob, 
With two kings working on the job?” 
But they slept all night in this royal bed 
With its curtain canopy o’erhead, 


62 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And at nine A.M. on the following day 
TEDDY-G poked out his head to say 
To the valet who had pressed their suits 
And brushed their hats and shined their boots : 
“ Please close the door ; | didn’t ring; 
For another hour let me be king.” 
And said TEDDY-B, “ This place suits me; 
I slept like a prince and feel like three.” 


As they left for London at noon that day 
Vhey thanked the king for the royal way 
He had entertained; and this said they, 
“If you'll visit us in the U. S. A., 
When we get back to our home again, 
And stop with us in our mountain den, 
We'll give you food and naught to do, 
And let you sleep all winter through, 
And dream of castles and suck your 


paw. 

It beats all the kingdoms you ever 
saw. 
The king just laughed as the train 
pulled out, i 

But he said to himself as he tumed about, 

“It would help me carry my cOLntry's 
cares 


If every home had Teddy Bears.” 


“We're off to London,” said TEDDY- ' 
“And all of London | want to see; 
Its famous bridge with the Thames beneath 
And Charing Cross and Hampstead Heath 
And the London Tower with its massive keys ; 
And I'd like to see old Cheshire Cheese 


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“It would help me carry my country’s cares, if every home had 7: eddy Bears.”’ 


And eat beefsteak pudding piping hot, 
In the very chair on the very spot, 
Where Dr. Samuel Johnson sat 
While Boswell listened to his chat. 


64 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And Whittington I'd like to see 
And his famous cat and kittens three.” 
“Never mind the kittens,” said TEDDY-G, 
“The thing you named that pleases me 
Is that beefsteak pudding piping hot 
Served with onions in a pot. 


Let's go there first and get it down 
And then go out to see the town.” 
And thus they talked as on they went 
To London town on pleasure bent. 
But where they went and what they did 
Would fill ten books from lid to lid. 


They walked right into the London 
swim 

And saw the town from hub to rim 

And made the old place whirl and creak 

Each day and night for about a week. 

They scattered money left and right 

And stayed up till morning every night. 


“We'll order suits,” said TEDDY-B, 

“From the tailor to His Majesty. 

A lot of clothes the king must wear, 

For one sees this tailor everywhere. 

If he does us up in London style 

Pall Mall will laugh and Bond Street 
smile, 

For we'll cut a swath where’er we go 

As swell and wide as Rotten Row.” 

The order given, two suits were made 


Which put Fifth Avenue in the shade. 


THE BEARS ARRIVE IN LONDON 


“And run he did around a square with TEDDY-G high up in air,” 


They went one day for a rambling walk 
To view the town and to have a talk 
With boys they met on street and square 
3 About things they noticed here and there. 


66 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


Said TEDDY-G to a horseman guard 
As he gave his name without a card: 
“Good sir, get down; give me your suit, 
From head to toe, from cap to boot ; 
With TEDDY-B you stay right here 
And let me be a grenadier.” 


The guard obeyed to see the fun, 
For he knew his horse would enjoy a run; 
And run he did around a square 
With TEDDY-G high up in air; 
On neck and tail; and upside down; 
And backwards too like circus clown. 


The House of Lords and Commons too 
Had an hour's recess to see him do 
The cowboy ride as grenadier 

And applauded loud with cheer on 
cheer. 


That very day they lost their way, 
And lost their guide who lost his pay, 
And lost the sun and lost its light 
In a London fog as ble-k as night. 
They lost the stores and hansom cabs 
And men they bumped and gave them 
jabs, 
And some they scared from head to feet 
To meet two bears on the public street. 
They lost their hats, and TEDDY-B 
His glasses lost and couldn't see ; 
But he saw as well as any bear, 
For darkness filled in everywhere. 


THE BEARS ARRIVE IN LONDON 


“They lost the sun and lost its light ina London fog as black as night.”” 


The things they saw were shadows black 
With lights like ghosts across their track ; 
Which way to turn or where to go 


Or what to do they didn’t know. 


The things they heard were whistles loud 
For cabs and hansoms for the crowd; 
But the whistles came and the calls rang out 
From overhead and all about 
In such a tangle, twist and mix 
That all were in the self-same fix. 


68 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


TEDDY-G said he would find the street 
If he had to crawl on hands and feet ; 
And try he did, but he couldn't see 
And he lost himself and TEDDY-B. 


The last thing heard from him that day 
As he rambled off in the fog to stay 
Was a whistle shrill, then a record shout 
To get Sherlock Holmes to help him out. 


“That fog was fun,” said TEDDY-C; 
“It mixed up everyone but me. 
I shut my eyes and told my feet 
To find the way from street to street; 
They simply walked right straight ahead 
And brought me to my room and bed. 
That's what they're for; they seemed to know 
Which way to take and where to go 
And when to stand and when to jump 
And what to dodge and whom to thump. 


TEDDY-B—His paw 


I bumped a duke on a public square, 
And told an ear! | didn't care, 
And trod on lordships everywhere. 
But here I am at home complete, 
And i1e credit’s due to my two feet.” 
This speech he made to TEDDY-B, 
Who didn’t get home till half-past three 


From an all-night tramp; and tired and sore 
TEDDY G—His paw And clothes all wet; he nearly swore. 


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He did say “jove” and “ don't chu-know,” 
And “ Chappy-G, that was quite a show.” 
And “I'm jolly wet” and “ A bloomin’ Bob 
Took me for thief on the street to rob; 

But I hit him back a little blow, 

The strenuous sort, the kind we know.” 
And thus they talked till their eyes shut tight 
About the fun they had that night. 


TEDDY-G had a scheme to do the Tower 
The following day at any early hour; 
To surprise the guard, the beef-eater kind, 
And his hands ard feet to safely bind, 
And then to take the bunch of keys 
And go through the Tower just as they please. 
But the things that happened, or even half, 
Would make a cat ora monkey laugh; 
“They can’t be told,” said TEDDY-G; 


“But you just wait for a week and see.” 


The Teddy Bears reached the London 
Tower, 

As they said they would, at an early hour. 

@, They made the trip on a London bus 

' And climbed on top and made a fuss 

With the ticket man, who said that they 

Should take two seats and the law obey 

And not stand up and run around 

To get tumbled off upon the ground, 

“This is no circus ring,” said he, 

“Or elephant or gymnazee.” 


THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


But the Bears were out on 
pleasure bent 

And argument wasn’t worth 
a cent. 

They made that bus a 
traveling show 

Down busy streets for a 
mile or so, 

While the cheering crowds 
on the walks below 
Called to each other, “Don't 

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jove, and smart; 


But the fun that day had 
just begun 

And it ended up with a 
lively run. 

They found their way to the 
Tower gate 

And asked the yeoman 
guard the rate 

By day or week for royal 

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And the price of amor, ax 
and sword, 

And other things c: 4 con- 
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And got the keys and 
bolted quick 

And unlocked the massive 
gates so slick, 

That before the yeoman 
saw the trick 

The Teddy Bears were 
both inside, 

Locked in the Tower 
without a guide. 


This Tower has history, 
grim and cold, 

Of wicked deeds and 
treachery bold, 

As black as ever has been 
told; 

Of queens beheaded and 
children killed, 

And men imprisoned be- 
cause they willed 

To speak the truth; and 
priests and peers 

Confined in dungeons for 
twenty years 

And then beheaded, the 
records say, 

To make a royal holiday. 


Its turret walls and gates 
of fame 

Are monuments to his 

tory’s shame. 


THE BEARS IN LONDON TOWER 


THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


“But I’m not here,” said TEDDY-G, 
“To study English history ; 
I'm here to-day to have some fun 
With royal armor, spear and gun.” 
And fun he had a double share, 
Some fun to keep and some to spare. 
They found their way to an armored hall, 
Where spears and guns lined every wall; 
And armor suits with faces hard 
Stood round like army men on guard ; 
And some on horses made of wood 
Looked just as though they understood 
That they must through the ages stand 
Till king or prince gave the command 
To forward march; to face 
the foe; 
To do or die; to victory go. 
TEDD\ -G walked up to a belted knight 
And said, “I'm ready for a fight; 
This place is dead; let you and me 
Take sides and each a general be, 
And choose these soldiers one by one, 
And give each man a spear and gun; 
And TEDDY-B will be the king 
And sit up there and direct the thing. 
We'll make steel fly and sabres clash 
And burst this old Tower all to smash.” 
But the knight just grinned through coat 
of mail 
And the horse didn’t even stir his tail. 


Said TEDDY-B, “ Let's try on suits, 
From helmet down to iron-bound boots; 
And then load up with spear and shield 
And make this floor a battlefield.” 


THE BEARS IN LONDON TOWER 75 
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They tried the suits and TEDDY-G 
Got dressed in iron from head to knee. 
“But,” said TEDDY-B, “on a day so hot 
A hat of iron built like a po: 
Is armor enough for a Teddy Bear; 
This pot is all that | shall wear.” 


They marched around like two dragoons, 
Singing “ Dixie Land” and other tunes, 
The clanging swords and coats of lead 
Making noise enough to wake the dead. 
They placed ten armored men in line, 
Who with shields and spears looked very fine; 
And these they drilled for an hour or so, 


But not a man moved kh :zad or toe. 


When of this fun they had 
enough 
TEDDY-G tried hard to take 
off the stuff; 
But each piece stuck from 
head to knee 
And only his hands and feet 
were free. 
He dinted his body and lost 
some hair 
In changing back from knight 
to 
But trouble came as it does in showers, 
For the yeoman guards were trying for 
hours 
To climb outside and scale a wall 
And through a window reach the hall 
To come upon them unawares 


And capture alive the Teddy Bears. 


76 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


But bears can climb, and 
when they spied 

The yeoman heads on the 
other side 

They climbed a wall to a 
window near 

And quick as wink were 
out and clear; 

But they landed on a tower 
nearby 

With turrets rough and very 
high, 

And before they reached 
the boundary street 

They had to jump full 


twenty feet. 


"Twas then the race of the 
day began; 
The Bears made tracks and 


the yeomen ran; 


But the race was won at the outer gate, 
When the Bears sat down to rest and wait; 
For said TEDDY-B to these yeomen brave, 
“It's right to make tourists behave; 
But we are here, as you've been told, 
To make things merry for young and old; 
To prove to all, both grave and gay, 
That this world of ours was made for play.” 


A yeoman bowed and said ‘twas true 
That the Tower of London had records few 
Where sunshine took the place of shade, 
And he thanked the Bears for the fun they made. 


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78 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


The following day they packed their grip 
And started off on another trip; 
This time to Paris to learn the way 
To “parlez vous” and be truly gay. 


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They studied French along the way, 


On train and steamer to Calais: 

And TEDDY-B had learned to say 

Bonjour monsieur and parlez-vous F rancais, 

And oui for yes, and du pain, some bread, 

And merci, thanks, and un lit, a bed. 

But on the train that afternoon 

He pronounced his French in 
another tune 

For he ordered hats and shoes to eat 

And loaves of bread for a parlor 


seat ; 
While TEDDY-G just used his paws 
And worked his face and tongue and jaws 
And shook each Frenchman long and good 
Till he made his language understood. 


But the fun they had in gay Paree 
Was worth an ocean trip to see; 

It would take a week the things to tell, 
And a thousand pictures to do it well. 


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The ~ bought new suits of Paris style, 
And strolled the boulevards awhile 
And explored the shops and bought some toys 
To send back home to girls and boys; 
For Priscilla Alden a special treat, 
A necklace rich and jewel sweet, 


And a watch and chain for Muddy Pete. 


82 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


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Said TEDDY-B, on a public square, 
To a newsboy who was sitting there 
In a little house in colors bright 
As he bought some reading for the night : 
“Is this your shop? How much your rent > 
How many centimes in a cent ? 
Where is your home? How old are you ? 
What kind of work does your father do ? 


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“ But the Frenchman just excited grew, 
For an English word he never knew.” 


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We'll pay in English, half-a- 


crown, 

If you'll show us all around 
the town; 

Or make it francs, say two or 
three, 

If you'll tell us all the things 
to see.” 

But the lad said I’Anglais, and 
shook his head, 

And that was every word he 
said, 


They tried French fun of 


every sort: 

To the Bois they went for a 
day of sport, 

And sport they had that day 
at noon, 

For they took a ride in a park 
balloon 

Tied by a rope, five francs a 
ride ; 

You pay your fee and step 
inside 


And off you go one thousand feet 
Above the park and lake and street. 


But TEDDY-G said, “ This is low, 
I'll cut the rope and let her go.” 


And cut he did and away they flew 
Till the park below was lost to view. 
But down they came in half an hour 


On the very top of Eiffel Tower. 


THE BEARS IN PARIS 


And then to a restaurant to dine 
Where everything was very fine; 
But the place was French with not a hint 
Of English word in voice or print ; 
And here it was that TEDDY-G 

In trying to order a cup of tea 
And rolls and butter and Paris cake 
Made what he calls a big mistake. 


He saw.the waiter acting queer 

And thinking that he couldn't hear 
He yelled his order in his ear 

And gave the table such a knock, 

So loud ‘twas heard for half a block, 
He broke a dish and stopped a clock. 
But the Frenchman just excited grew 
For an English word he never knew. 
Then TEDDY-B took the menu card 
And with the language struggled hard 
And by pointing at things with his paw 
He ordered every food he saw ; 

A meal, they say, quite big enough 
Two dozen Teddy Bears to stuff. 


For days and nights they were on the move: 
They saw the Luxembourg and Louvre, 
The Arch of Triumph and Elysees Park, 
And Venus of Melos and Joan of Arc; 
And the Tuileries and the Place Vendome, 
And old Versailles, Louis Fourteenth’s home, 
And Napoleon’s Tomb and the Madeleine 
And bridges of the River Seine, 
And the famous store, the Bon Marche 
Where they shopped with children half-a-day. 


86 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


- When at Versailles, said 
* Wes obits te ne oe ee TEDDY-B, 
tn eof “fe “There's a place out 
here I'd like to see; 
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ing yet; 
The homes of Marie 
Antoinette ; 
Where the simple life 
she led, ‘tis said, 
Was that of a country 
dairy maid.” 


They found the place 
and there were told 

Of a girlish life, of pris- 
ons cold, 

Of babies stolen, of a 
butchering job, 

A mother killed to 
please a mob, 


Said TEDDY-C,, “Don’t 
tell me more 
OF the guillotine and its 
awful gore; 
I'm here for fun; these things | hate; 
I'd wipe all history off the slate.” 


With that he made the old place creak 
Playing a game of hide and seek 

With boys and girls who were waiting there 

To play in French with a Teddy Bear. 


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They stopped to get a photo- 
graph, 

The comic kind to make folks 
laugh, 

Printed in color, and post-card 
size, 

Their tour abroad to adver- 
tise. 


They each dressed up in cos- 
tume grand 

Loaned by the man who 
owned the stand; 


TEDDY-B, the famous 


Richelieu, 

In cardinal’s robe of brilliant 
hue; 

And TEDDY-G, as a work 
of art, 

The great Napoleon Bona- 
parte. 


Said TEDDY-B, “This suit 
of mine 


Makes me look extra super- 
fine.” 


THE BEARS IN PARIS 


Said TEDDY-G, “ The whole world knows 
That a Roosevelt Bear can fill these clothes.” 
The post-cards made they bought ten score 
Ten thousand times and fifty more 
To address and post and send away 


To boys and girls in the U. S. A. 


88 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


At half-past ten o'clock one night 
They said good-by to Paris light 
And with basket lunch of bread and jam 
They took a train for Amsterdam. 


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The following day at half-past two 
The Roosevelt Bears were at Waterloo, 
Where with a guide they rode around 
To view this famous battle-ground; 
To see where great Napoleon stood 
Against the world as best he could: 
Where his famous Old Guard, true and 
brave, 

Walked straight to death the day to save; 
And where at last the fight was won 

In the nick of time by Wellington, 

With Prussians marching night and day 
To tum the battle England's way. 
But TEDDY-G spoke up and said 
To the guide, who told what he had 
read: 

“You've told enough, for we don't care 
For gory memories anywhere ; 

We're here for fun; we're off our track; 
Touch up your horse and drive us back.” 


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Next day these Bears from Uncle Sam 

Met Dutchie Hans of Amsterdam— 

A little lad with dog and cart, 

Driving a load of things to mart. 

Said TEDDY-B to little Hans, 

Whose cart was filled with milk in cans 

And baskets loaded tight and high 

With roots to boil and fish to fry, 

“We'll go with you along the road 

And help your dog to pull the load, 

For Teddy Bears, you know, can haul, 

And this dog of yours is very small.” 

But the boy spoke Dutch and his dog 
did too 

And not an English word they knew. 


“It’s strange to me,” said TEDDY-G, 
“How a country lad so small as he 
Can talk with ease, while yet so young, 
At breakneck speed, a foreign tongue.” 
But TEDDY-B, the scholar bear, 
Said, “Children born here anywhere 
Are all Dutch-cut in speech and hair.” 
But Dutchie Hans’s dog seemed glad 
As the Bears took hold to help the lad, 
And off they jogged along the road, 
Pulling and pushing the cart and load. 


The Bears were now in the strangest land; 
Canals and windmills on every hand; 
Where dogs work hard from mom till night, 
And women labor with all their might; 
Where cows grow horns both round and flat 
And all the horses are strong and fat: 


92 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


Where men in baggy trou- | 
serette 

Wear wooden shoes to keep 

out the wet; 


Where boys are never 
known to run 

And ocean fogs shut 
out the sun; 

Where city streets are 
big canals 

And boys are named 
either Hans or Halls; 

Where flowers and birds 
crowd every tree 

From Amsterdam to 


Zuyder Zee. 


They stopped meanwhile 

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When TEDDY-G said 
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A windmill which they 


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So out they went with Dutchie Hans 
And up they climbed on the windmi'l's hands ; 
A bear on each and two hands free 
Going teeter-tater, see-saw-see, 
Till all at once the wind it blew 
And round and round the old thing flew 
Like sixty-three and ninety-eight, 
So fast they couldn't count the gait. 

The farmers crowded near the tower 

To see the windmill grind their flour, 
With Teddy Bears going round and round 
So quick they couldn't see the ground. 


At last the wind lei yp a bit 
And the Bears got # on the tower to sit. 
Said TEDDY-B, “ Let's go below, 
My head and feet are swimming so.” 
But TEDDY-G just laughed and said, 
“The wheels have not yet reached my head; 
That fun was great and the flour we ground, 
Let's get it cooked and passed around.” 
The farmer's wife gave each a seat 
And brought out biscuits thick to eat 
And talked in Dutch in a pleasant way 
Of Roosevelt Bears and America. 
The things she said they supposed were true 
And they answered back as though they knew. 


They talked to a lad, as on they went, 

Whose feet were tired and whose back was bent 
Carrying a load—two baskets big 

Heaped full enough for horse and rig. 


Said TEDDY-G, “ Give me your load, 
I'll carry it along the road ; 


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“Next day these bears from Uncle Sam 
Met Dutchie Hans of Amsterdam.” 


THE BEARS uJ HOLLAND 95 


I like to share both work and play 
“Yith boys and girls along the way.” 
‘ The lad looked pleased, but the Dutch he spoke 
4 Came out in chunks big enough to choke. 
Fa “ That talk’s all right,” said TEDDY-G, 

; “You come along this road with me.” 

And on they went—two boys; two bears; 
One little dog; two loads of wares. 


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At Amsterdam they bade good-day 
To the lads they met along the way, 
And gave them each some cash to pay 
For lunch to eat and games to play. 
Then off they rambled round the town 
To study Dutch and write it down. 


They stopped to view on a public square 
A famous Rembrandt statue there, 
And to read his life and study art 
And rest their legs for another start. 


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The Teldy Bears had to pay a fine 

When a dozen pistols tumbled out 

Of thei. traveling grips and fell about. 

Said the officer, in voice severe, 

“These shooting arms which I see here 

Will give you trouble; they break the law 
They'll get you jailed from nose to paw.” 
But he spoke in German and shook his head 
And the bears didn’t catch just what he said. 


So TEDDY-B, to be polite, 
Held out the pistols the way men fight 


And snapped the triggers and laughed, to 
boot, 
To show the man that they wouldn't shoot. 
“the German officer ducked his head 
And people took to their heels and fled 
Before they knew just what ‘twas for, 
Like an army beaten in time of war. 


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THE BEARS IN GERMAN‘’ 99 


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A report was sent to the head police 

That two Teddy Bears had broken the 
peace 

And were shcoting people left and 
right 

And had taken possession of <:" in 
sight ; 

And were marching then to take the 
town 

And pull the German standard down. 

The police filed out a hundred strong 

And cleared the streets of an angry 
throng, 

And word was sent to the Emperer 

To call the army and prepare for war, 

And to shine up the navy without delay 

And load up supplies and steam away. 


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But in half an hour peace reigned again, 
For the Teddy Bears said they'd explain ; 
And explain they did and paid a fine 
For carrying arms across the line. 


And this message too they sent by wire 
To the Emperor, whom they admire: 
“We are sorry, sir, for a big mistake ; 
It proved your army wide awake. 
When you have trouble in a row 
The Roosevelt Bears will show you how; 
For we have pluck and nerve and grit, 
And, best of all, know when to hit.” 


Said TEDDY-G, as their train they took, 
“Let's write this up for our story book; 
For of all the jokes of every size, 
This one to-day takes the biggest prize.” 


They had fun in Germany at every stop, 

On carriage drives, in street and shop. 
They sat one day, a show to see, 

In a garden place and ordered iza. 


When the waiter brought two steins of beer 
And said, “‘ That’s what we serve folks here,” 
TEDDY-G took his and spilled it out 
And went himself to a fountain spout 
And filled the stein with water cold 
And drank as much as he could hold, 
j While TEDDY-B made a gruff grimace 
| \ And blew the froth in the waiter’s face 
And gave him orders sharp and clear 
That ‘twas tea he wanted, not lager beer. 


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Another day on a city street 
A dog got caught in a soldier's feet, 
With TEDDY-G holding tight the string 
While the owner crossed the street to bring 
His two little boys the Bears to meet, 
And to get some pretzels the five to treat. 
But the soldier, with his suit so swell, 
Tripped on the string and nearly fell 
And stepped on the dog and made him yell 
And told TEDDY-G he'd beat him wel. 
With sword and sabre, shot and shell, 
If he didn’t stop his Yankee talk 
And get down on his knees and off the 
walk. 
But TEDDY-G just stood his ground 
And made the soldier walk around ; 
And then he laughed and danced a clog 
And played some tricks with the boys 
and dog 
And sang a song which pleased 
them much— 
“It takes the Yankees to beat the 
Dutch.” 


They saw the empire east and west 

And were given welcome, the very 
best. 

In cities large, in hamlets small, 

In wayside inn, in banquet hall, 

On country road and everywheres, 

The Germans welcomed the Teddy 
Bears. 

The mistakes they made from day to day 

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For a hundred miles they sailed the Rhine 
On a day when the weather was warm and fine. 
They enjoyed the sights of castles old 
Built high on hills by barons bold. 


106 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


They saw a church in old Cologne, 
Five hundred feet of massive stone, y ae 
With double spires in Gothic style, 4 y~ 
The finest architectural pile i f 

In all the world, the guide-books say, 
Built by peasants—a place to pray. 
Near the vine-clad hills of Bingen fair 
Some students who had gathered there 
Sang loud and full, led by a band, or 
“Was ist des deutschen Vaterland >” a oy 
While the Roosevelt Bears made jubilee Wey 
And sang “ My Country, "Tis of Thee.” Py 
And then the boys, their spirits gay, 

Sang “‘ Wacht am Rhein” in a splendid way— 

So well, the Bears their voices cleared, 


Took off their hats and loudly cheered. 


One day, near the close of the German week, G3 > 
The Bears were resting beside a creek ig 
Far in a forest, where they strayed, 6 
Enjoying the streams and restful shade, 

When all at once a rifle-shot 

Went whizzing by the very spot 

Where TEDDY-B sat by a tree 

Reading a book on Germany. pee, 

The Bears jumped up and dodged around Ay 

From tree to tree and mound to mound, i¢ 
Till through the trees and up the glen 

They spied a dozen hunter men 

Hurrying towards them on a trot 

To gather the game which they had shot. 

Said TEDDY-B to the chief command, egy 
“] want you, good sir, to understand NY 

That your aim is bad and your manners worse | 
And your conduct, sir, we don’t endorse.” 


THE BEARS IN GERMANY 


“ When all at once a rifle-shot went whizzing by the cery spot 
Where TEDDY-B sat by a tree reading a book on Germany.” 


But the man who fired was a royal sport 
And he took the Bears to his Forest Court 
And entertained them day and night 
And treated them both square and white ; 
And when they left, he said, “I'll see 
That the Roosevelt Bears receive from me 
The freedom of all of Germany.” 


THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


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The Teddy Bears learned a thing or two 
About the way the Russians do; 

For about ten o'clock the following day, 

At a railway station along the way, 


Their clothes were searched, and 
boots and caps, 


Umbrellas, overcoats and traps, 

By whiskered men who used them 
rough 

And talked in language loud and gruff. 

What the search was for they didn’t know, 

Or if mistaken for foreign foe; 

And when TEDDY-G gave a man a blow 

For prodding him behind the ear 

With the sharpest end of a soldier's spear 

It opened battle then and there 

Between officer and Teddy Bear. 

But the Roosevelt Bears knew how to box 

And TEDDY-G worked off some knocks, 

The shoulder kind, the twisty stuff, 

Till the Russian cried he had enough. 


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THE BEARS IN RUSSIA 
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: But in Russia, France or anywhere, 
| For me or you, c- for Teddy Bear, 
To fight for peace isn’t worth a dime; 
It doubles trouble every time; 
Or the stronger wins and peace 1s made 
Because the weaker is afraid. 
Things move more happily along 
If we apologize when in the wrong. 


But that row that day had gone too far; 
The Bears were ordered off the car 
And men were called, like soldiers dressed, 
With chains and cuffs to make arrest. 


112 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 
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The Bears regretted the row they'd made 
And tried the officers to persuade 

That no harm was meant, but all was fun, 
As they had no spear or sword or gun. 
But to hit a soldier is a serious crime 
Which must not be done at any time ; 
And two sets of handcuffs did the trick 
And the Teddy Bears were landed quick 
In a Russian jail, with a window each 
Through which to coax or scold or teach 
The noisy crowd which stood below 
Laughing and joking at the show. 


But in that crowd was a Yankee tar 
Whose cruiser captain knew the Czar, 
And he took a meseage from TEDDY-B 
Which in half an hour got both Bears free. 
And a special train on which to ride, 
With dining-car and Russian guide, 
And friendly help on every side, 

And stations passed along the way 
Displaying the flag of the U. S. A. 


When they reached St. Petersburg that night 
This famous city was a blaze of light; 
From streets of granite laid in mire 
To the top of every golden spire, 
Streams of light shone everywheres 
In honor of the Roosevelt Bears. 
And Russian soldiers all in line 
Made the city squares look very fine, 
As they were driven in carriage grand, 
Led by a famous Russian band 


THE BEARS IN RUSSIA 113 


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To a fine hotel on the Palace Quay, 
Where they were told that all was free, 
Their rooms and board and service best, 
And lounging parlors in which to rest, 
And carriages at their command, 
And music from the Czar’s own band 
And all their own, not a cent to pay, 
As many days as they chose to stay. 


They read the lives of Peter the Great 
And of his successors up to date: 
As wicked a bunch as ever made 
‘ihe countries of the world afraid. 
They learned thet hun- 
dred thousands died 
In building the streets on every side, 
From damp and cold en this marshy site, 
Because King Peter's word was might. 
They read how Catherine's foes were slain 
To clear the way for her to reign, 
And how she made men live like swine, 
That she herself might in glory shine. 
And other history stern and grim 
Of people killed for royal whim, 
And thousands banished to regions cold, 
Children in arms and peasants old, 
For trifling cause, or none at all, 
To please some upstart ruler small. 


These things made TEDDY-G so cross 
He left the house and walled across 

A bridge or two and a public square 
To find the famous Russian bear, 

“To teach him,” he said, “his A, B, C, 


And how to govern fair and free.” 


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“In a Russian jail, with a window each, 
Through which to coax or scold or teach.” 


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He taught that bear enough that day 
To make his hair turn red or gray: 
The way to spell, the Roosevelt plan, 
O-x for ox, and a-n for an, 
“Which easy way to spell,” said he, 
“The Russians need much more than we.” 


116 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


He taught him figures; how to divide 

With folks in need on every side; 

And government—the way to plan 

Was to take some lessons from Japan; 

“And in geography, on a world so 
small,” 

Said TEDDY-G, “ don't take it all ; 

But what you have just hold and rule, 

And build for every child a school.” 


The Russian bear did the best he could 

And said he thought he understood ; 

But TEDDY-G made him promise true 

That he'd read the life of Roosevelt 
through, 

And then take up, when that was done, 

The history of George Washington. 


One afternoon at half-past five 

They took the Czar for a little drive, 

To show him the city about which he 
said 

He had often in his castle read. 


TEDDY-B said he would driver be 
And charge by the hour and collect the fee, 
While TEDDY-G was to sit behind, 


The famous Russian Czar to mind. 


The streets were crowded and windows high 
To sée the Bears go driving by 
And to cheer the Czar and throw bouquets, 
The kind which start a Russian blaze. 


THE BEARS IN RUSSIA 


“One afternoon at half-past fice they took the Czar for a little drive.” 


But TEDDY-G with arm and paw 
Knocked off with ease each bomb he saw, 
And did his part so brave and well 
In handling safely every shell, 
That he won a medal with printing filled: 


“ He saved a king from getting killed.” 
They left this city of historic strife 


To leam a little of Russian life ; 
To see the farms of grain and grass 
And study the ways of the peasant class. 
They spent a day with a man whose name 
Is known to literature and fame, 
And talked with him and tried his clothes, 
And hoed his corn, a dozen rows, 
And heard him explain his patent trick: 
How to make wrong right and do it quick. 


118 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


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“Next week we'll go,” said TEDDY-B, 
“To Switzerland her hills to see, 
And we'll climb each one and never stop 
Till we stand alone on the very top, 
And Colorado’s mountains cheer, 
Our brother bears and mountain deer, 
And every rock and creek and tree, 
And all our friends across the sea.” 


The Bears were now in Switzerland, 
With snowy peaks on every hand, 
And winding roads and lakes of blue, 
And mountain sides of every hue, 
And waterfalls and deep ravines, 
And ever-changing landscape scenes ; 
With sky for roof and farms for floors; 
For Switzerland is all outdoors. 


At Berne, the capital, they saw 
The famous bears and shook each paw, 
And with the cubs they had some fun 
And gave them views of Washington, 
And made them promise that some day 
They'd spend a summer in the U. S. A. 
Then at Lucerne they spent a week 
And rode to the top of each mountain peak; 
Up Rigi in a puffing train 
And Stanserhom, pulled by a chain, 
And old Pilatus in a car 
Which bea: the ride with the Russian Czar. 


THE BEARS IN SWITZERLAND 


For it made their hair stand 
straight on end 

As they curved around each 
mountain bend. 


But when they reached Pila- 


tus’ peak 
They looked amazed and 
didn’t speak, 
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The grandest view in all the 
world. 


A mountain goat, who made 
his home 

On the very crest of this 
mighty dome, 

Made friends with each and 
showed surprise 

That bears should climb so 


near the skies. 


At Stanserhorn they tried 
a trick 

To ride the mountain 
double quick 

In a baggage truck which 
TEDDY-G 

Shoved off a siding just 
to see 

“The old thing whiz along,” 

said he. 


122 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


It whizzed along for a hundred yards, 
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4 But bears have luck and they struck a rock 
And all they got was a nervous shock 
And some words in French which sounded cross 
From a gruffish man, the station boss. 


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They saw the Lion of Lucerme, Gj 
Who, arrow-pierced and visage stern, 
Defends with paw his country’s shield 


To commemorate a battlefield. 
They rode on boats from place to place 


And drove around each mountain base. 
They stopped at call of chapel bell pas, 
To hear the story of William Tell; “ZY 
And here it was that TEDDY-G A 


Bought bow and arrow just to see 
If at a hundred feet or more 
He could hit an apple in the core. 
The apple was laid by TEDDY-B 


On top of his head and entirely free. 
The arrow shaved his nose a bit Pg 
And struck the core and the apple split; y 


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124 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


From Interlaken, where was seen 

The Jungfrau, famous Alpine queen, 

They took a drive up a deep ravine 

Till they reached the ice, a‘ glacier 
white, 


Which glistened in the mid-day light. 


"Twas here in a cave that TEDDY-G 

Ordered ice-water instead of tea. 

But because the cave was cool and 
nice 

They charged him extra for the ice; 

And ice around them where they 
stood, ‘ 

Five million tons and clear and good. 


At quaint Zermax* they rose one 
mom 

To view the peak of Matterhorn 

And to see the sun get out of bed 

And light the snow a brilliant red. 


At Chamonix they spent a day 
And hired a guide to show the way 
To climb Mont Blanc, that famous peak 
Of which so many tourists speak. 


With alpenstock and rope and pick 
And the things folks need to do the trick, 
They started out like climbers bold 
To risk their necks and endure the cold; 
To climb all day and never stop 


Till they landed 2 at the very top. . 


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“And they got me landed safe at last on a ledge of rock, where they tied me fast.” 


126 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


But of all the climbs they ever had, 
And all the upsets good and bad, 
On cow-boy horse on Western track, 
Or in circus ring on camel's back, 
Or in old balloon o'er Omaha, 
Or w'th farmer's bull round stack 
of straw, 
Or with Shakespeare deer in Char- 
lecote, 
Or out on the ocean on the boat, 
This climb that day for ‘.ight and 
fun 
Beat everything they had ever done. 
In half a day they had lost their 
way 
And which route to take they 
couldn't say ; 
‘And to add te the trouble,” said TEDDY-G, 
I couldn't catch hold of stone or tree, 
And my shoes slipped off the slippery lid 
And | fell on the ice and rolled and slid. 
One time | nearly went below 
In a thousand feet of ice and snow. 
But the guide stuck fast to the rock above 
And TEDDY-B pulled and | tried to shove, 
And they got me landed safe at last 
On a ledge of rock, where they tied me fast.” 
And all night long there sat the three 
Like crows on top of a hemlock tree. 


Next day, when they landed safe and sound 
Back in the town at their starting ground, 
Said TEDDY-B, “Let us view that slope 


From where we stand through that telescope.” 


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And when they'd paid for what they saw, 
And the little old man shook each Bear's paw, 
Said TEDDY-G to some tourists there, 
“Please take the advice of a Teddy Bear, 
And when Mont Blanc, its heights sublime, 
You have ambition keen to climb, 
Just come round here and take a peep 

And say to yourself the Mount will keep; 

I'd rather twice ride a balloon 
Or go on a journey to the moon.” 


128 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


“ Switzerland,” said TEDDY-B, 

‘Has fun and fame enough for me ; 
But before | turn my feet towards home 
I want to let them stand in Rome.” 
‘Rome's all right,” said TEDDY-G, 
“Fat Turkey's the place | want to see. 
And Egypt, too, and the pyramids, 
And on the way those Spartan kids.” 


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At Florence the Bears stopped off a day 
To see the city which tourists say 
Is built on grand artistic lines 


And crowded full of famous shrines. 


“These artist fellows,” said TEDDY-G, 
“What have they done for you and me? 
You cannot find here anywhere 

A painting of a Teddy Bear. 

I saw some dogs and a lion or two, 

But not a sketch of me or you.” 


Then TEDDY-B laughed loud and said: 

“If you your Baedeker had read, 

You'd know that when great artists 
paint, 

They take their modei from a saint ; 

But now they re painting girls instead, 

For all the famous saints are dead. 


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And Dante too, and many 
more 


Whose names are known the 
whole world o'er. 


“There's a statue here | want 
to see 
Of Galileo, whose geography 
Was the first to prove to 
scholars all 
That the world is round like 
a rubber ball.” 


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From Naples the Teddy Bears went out 
To old Vesuvius to see it spout ; 
They took a sail on the bay to see 
The famous island of Capri, 
Where Cesar made a beauty bower 
And Tiberius built a handsome tower. 


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"Twas here that a little beggar lad, 
With clothes in rags—the best he had— 
Asked TEDDY-G about the U. S. A. 
And chums of his who went that way. 
In broken words he made it known 
That he was now left all alone; 
His father dead and mother too 
And scarcely any work to do 
At.d not a friend to help him through. 
TEDDY-G got busy pretty quick 
With his money bag and did the trick. 
He gave the lad in coins of gold 
As much as both his hands would hold, 
To help him across the ocean wide 


And to find his chums on the other side. 


“They took a sail on the bay to see the famous island of Capri.” 


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“Studying Latin and wasting time 
On Czsar’s history or Virgil's rhyme.” 


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The Bears had school next day in Rome, 
Like college boys whom they knew at home, 
Studying Latin and wasting time 
On Czsar's history and Virgil's rhyme. 
TEDDY-G got mad and cross and gore 
And threw the books around the floor ; 
“T'd like to know just why,” he said, 
“Boys study stuff so old and dead, 
When every day from eight till five 
Men have to work with things alive.” 


“You don’t know schools,” said TEDDY-B, 

“ They teach these things because, you see, 

The teachers know that dead things 
last, 

And they, like ruins, live in the past.” 

But TEDDY-G didn’t seem to care— 

“My school,” he said, “is the open 
air. 


So off he went with TEDDY-B, 

The seven hills of Rome to see. 

And the River Tiber where Horatius 
stood 

And held the bridge as best he could— 

A Roman brave against a horde 

Of Tuscans armed with spear and 
sword ; 

And old St. Peter's, where they bowed 

With heads uncovered with the 


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: And the Appian Way, with ruins lined, 


And memorial arches well designed ; 


136 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And the Colosseum, where, they say, 
To make a Roman holiday 
Lions and bears by scores were slain 
As in bull-fight shows of modern Spain. 


Said TEDDY-B, ‘‘ These Roman kings 
Were great on building circus rings;” 
But TEDDY-G asked, like a clown, 


How they moved the thing from town to town. 


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They saw the place where Czesar stood 
When Cassius drew his Roman blood. 
They asked a Roman standing there 
If he thought that Brutus acted fair. 


And here it was that TEDDY-G, 

In Roman toga as Mark Antony, 

Recited the Shakespeare lines 
so well 

That the crowd about began to 
yell 


And shout for vengeance then 
and there 

Because Czesar wasn't treated 
square. 


But in Rome they didn’t mean 
to stay, 

For the Teddy Bears were out 
for play ; 

“And these moss-grown ruins,” 


said TEDDY-B, 


“Are not worth half so much to 
me 

As a mountain brook or a forest 

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Who lived in Venice with his dad, 
Inviting them to spend a day 

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Inviting the Bears to his Venice home, 

Had lived in Venice a year or tvo, 

And many gondoliers he knew, 

And the Grand Canal from end to end, 

And the famous buildings at every bend, 

And the city squares, like patch-work quilt, 

And the hundred islands on which it's built, 

And the Ducal Palace—he knew it well, 

And the Campanile where it fell, 

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And the famous horses by kingdoms 
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Which Nero and Napoleon owned, 

And many homes both old and new, 

Where Byron lived and Browning too, 

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“* But I like better,” said this Yankee chap, 
“ Than anything on the Venetian map, 
A dozen boys whom I'll invite 
To come with me to the train to-night 
To meet the Bears with gondolas gay, 
With flags to wave and guitars to play, 
To give them welcome and help,” he said, 
“To paint the town a Venetian red.” 


The train arrived; the Bears were there; 
No cab or street-car anywhere; 
But the dozen lads and the gondoliers 
Gave welcome with three hearty cheers. 
Then off the jolly party went 
Up the Grand Canal on pleasure bent; 
For Venice looks her best at night, 
When the moon sheds forth her fullest light. 
They had heaps of fun and lots to eat, 
Aad things to see and friends te meet. 
That whole night through was + nt in sport 
And boyish pranks of every sort. 


The following day the Bears went out 
With the Yankee lad to stroll about, 
When a careless step by TEDDY-B 
Landed him in the Adriatic Sea 
Or the Grand Canal or the big Lagoon, 
He didn’t know which, but he got there soon. 


142 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And TEDDY-G, who thought that he 
Was trying the water just to see 
If warm enough for a summer swim, 
Made a fancy dive and followed him. 
Then a shout went up from a gondolier 
As he saw the two Bears disappear ; 
The police in boats rushed swift along 
And soon there gathered a noisy throng; 
But presently up came two Bears, 
Their mouths filled full of dirt and swears; 
At least with growls which sounded bad, 
For both their faces looked pretty mad. 


The water was hardly fit to drink 

And if not so thick would make 
yellow ink. 

Said TEDDY-G, when his tongue 
would talk, 

As he pulled himself on the marble 
walk, 

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say, 

Tastes all the world like consomme.” 

“That's not the soup,” said 
TEDDY-B, 

“You're getting things mixed 

—it's puree of pea.” 

“Whatever it is,” TEDDY-G 
called out, 

“It’s rich in taste and good 
and stout.” 

Then off they ran to change 
their suits, 

From nose to paw, from cap 


fe to boots. 


“ That water I swallowed just now, I say, 
Tastes all the world like consomme.” 


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They hired a gondola that afternoon 
And sailed for hours around the Lagoon, 
And up canals both large and small, 
Till on towards night they struck a squall 


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When rounding a point near the eastern end, 
Where the sea comes up in graceful bend. 


Their gondola rolled and tossed and tipped 
And half upset and water dipped ; 
But TEDDY-G, who pulled the oar, 


Was a captain brave and made the shore. 


They said, as they landed tired 
and wet, 

“That gondola ride was the 
best thing yet.” 


TEDDY-G dressed up in Vene- 
tian style 

And went out on the street for 
a little while 

With new guitar to serenade 

And to show how Yankee tunes 
are played. 


A crowd of boys at every 
square 

Cheered long and loud for the 
Teddy Bear, 

And old folks, too, when the 
Bear they saw, 

Came crowding round to shake 
his paw. 


146 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


They closed their week with fun and noise 
By giving a picnic to the Yankee boys. 
A launch was hired by the Teddy Bears 
And three gondolas with seats and chairs, 


All fastened together with the launch ahead, 
And colored banners, blue and red, 
And stars and stripes and stuff to eat, 
The jolliest kind of picnic treat. 


THE BEARS IN VENICE 147 


The wheel was taken by TEDDY-8 
And the engine run by TEDDY-G 
And they made things go like sixty-three ; 
“ The jolliest picnic we ever had 
And the happiest day,” said every lad. 


“* Let's try a sail on the deep blue sea 
For a day or two,” said TEDDY-G; 
“T'm tired of stones and buildings dead 
And should like to try the sea instead.” 


148 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


So ‘twas agreed and eff they flew 
In a little boat on the waters blue, 
With an oar io steer and a single sail 
To speed them along in storm or gale. 
They took some lunch—they bought the best, 
And a compass to tell them east and west ; 
And their bags and traps and gifts they bought 
And a stove to cook if fish they caught ; 
And a chart to show 
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But a gale came up 
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The sea was rough and the wind was stiff 
And the Bears were blown in their little skiff 
Far out from the Adriatic Sea 
On the most famous waters of history. 


For days and nights not a thing was seen, 
Neither ship nor rock nor mountain green, 
Until one morning when daylight broke 
They saw on the horizon a puff of smoke; 
And later, when the day grew bright, 

An ocean steamer hove in sight, 

And as luck would have it, came their way, 
Cutting aside the ocean spray. 


They signaled the ship as best they could 
Till the captain their signals understood. 
He stopped the engines as near they came 
And called to the Bears to give their name 


And from what port and how long at sea 
And the meaning of TEDDIES-B and G. 


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And asked the captain to send relief. 
Relief it came, and that ship that day 
Floated the flag of the U.S. A., 
And gave the Bears a welcome grand, 
As good as anything they had on land. 


152 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


The ship was bound for a southern port, 
And the following day the Egyptian court 
Gave audience to the Teddy Bears 

And told them the best they had was theirs— 
Passes for trains and for the River Nile, 
Steamers to take them every mile; 

And at every town a free hotel 

And a guide who could talk the English well. 


They were now in Egypt, whose fame was won 
Six thousand years before Washington ; 

The land where the dead alone are great, 
Whose century records its stones relate; 

The land where the Pharaohs lived and ruled, 
Where Moses in leadership was schooled, 
And Euclid, too, where ‘tis said that he 
Invented the problems of geometry ; 

The land of obelisks upon which appear 

The ages’ records in figures queer; 

The land where pyramids built high of stones 
Are big enough to hold the bones 

Of all the kings they ever had 

For six thousand years, both good and bad; 
The land where Cleopatra reigned— 

The famous queen who entertained 

Antony and Czesar, and for her smile 

Was named the enchantress of the Nile; 

The land of the Sphinx, whose broken face 
Tells very little about his race; 

The land where skies are always fair, 

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But said TEDDY-G, “ Dead things don't count; 
This dromedary here I'll mount 
And show these Arabs that a Yankee bear 
Can make the sand fly anywhere.” 
And mount he did and ride in style 
Down a Cairo street for half a mile ; 
And when he stopped he was asked to try 
Scores of camels and each to buy. 


“I'm not a circus,” said TEDDY-G, 
“And don't care to buy more than two or three.” 
He did buy two, a beauty cream 
And a chocolate brown, to make a team ; 
And these he ordered shipped for fun 
To a little lad in Washington. 


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Said TEDDY-G to a Bédouin lad 

Who was selling water which tasted bad, 

“Please name your donkey 
and state a price 

And give mea drink with 
a little ice.” 

The lad replied as quick as 
wink, 
“Yankee Doodle's the name; 
now have a drink.” 
And this pleased TEDDY-G 
so much 

He said, “These Bedouins 
beat the Dutch.” 

And he gave the lad sufh- 
cient pay 

To keep him in change for 
many a day. 


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“Show these Arabs that a Yankee bear 
Can make the sand fly anywhere.” 


THE BEARS IN EGYPT 


The Teddy Bears talked long one day 
With an Egyptian mummy—that’s what they say— 
And asked him how he liked the show 


So many thousand years ago; 


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156 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


The kind of shoes and ties he wore, 
Lam And if his collar buttons rolled on the floor; 
J If boys played hookey then from school, 
And if men obeyed the golden rule; 
At what he worked and how much pay 
And how many meals he ate each day; 
If girls wore hats away back so far, 
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By which the Bears tried hard to find 
If six thousand years in time and place 


Made any difference in the race. 


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How some folks by luck got on so well A 
While others worked and their lifetime spent 


Like toiling treadmills which nowhere went. 
But the Sphinx was silent and stared ahead, 
And looked as though all his folks were dead. 


He didn’t smile; he didn’t wink; ig 1», 
Nor muscle move, nor seem to think; 
While TEDDY-G spoke in his ear s 


A joke or two and some words of cheer. 


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158 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And let us off for two days in Spain, 
Where a ride is planned on a special train 
Which will take us to the Spanish court 
And bring us back to Gibraltar fort.” 


Said TEDDY-G, “It will be a happy day 
When we get back to the U. S. A. 
But of all the things that upset me, 
The one that’s worst is a wobbly sea.” 


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“Hurrah! Hurrah!" said TEDDY-B, 
“* And now for home across the sea; 
Back to the land where girls and boys 
Keep Teddy Bears for chums and toys; 
Across the prairie with its fields of corn, 
To the mountain den where we were born.” 
“1 won't hurrah,” said TEDDY-G, 


“Till we get across this wobbly sea.” 


The Bears were now on an ocean ship 
Which was cutting the waves at a record clip; 
Flags were flying from every spar 

And streamers blowing from rocks afar, 
Put there by boys who climbed up high 
To wave to the Bears a last good-by. 
Telegrams and letters from every court 
Were put on board at Gibraltar’s fort; 
Messages from kings and at least a score 
From czars and emperors, and many more 
From famous queens and princes young, 
And a thousand letters in every tongue 


THE BEARS RETURN FROM ABROAD 161 


From boys and girls whom they had seen 
In cities and towns where they had been ; 
And medals too in bronze and gold— 

As many as a good-sized bag would hold; 
And gifts in boxes of every sort 

Were sent on board at Gibraltar’s port— 
So many t.e ship was delayed a day 

To get them loaded and stowed away. 
They wired their thanks to king and czar 
And to boys and girls both near and far, 
And promised true that they would write 
From their mountain den some winter night. 


When out at sea they had lots of fun 
Telling stories and jokes to everyone 
About things that happened and what they saw, 
And how once or twice they broke the law. 
At a concert given on board one night 
They beat all performers out of sight 
By the tricks they did and songs they sung 
And by imitating each foreign tongue. 
When the ship ran into a stormy sea 
They didn’t get sick like you or me, 
But did their best in their jolly way 
To make a wobbly ship both smooth and gay. 


When they reached New York ‘twas the greatest day, 
At least that’s what the papers say, 

That was ever seen in a hundred years 

For flags and crowds and welcome cheers; 

A grand parade with a hundred bands 

And crowds of children on a thousand stands 

And every window and the streets below 

Packed with people to see the show: 


162 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


And all to welcome TEDDIES-B and G 
Back to their native country. 
As they stepped from the ship to a carpet stand 
The first to take them by the hand 
Was Uncle Sam, that jolly soul, 
With his Yankee suit and face so droll. 
His speech was short, but generous : 
“We want you back; you belong to us.” 


Then in a carriage up Broadway, 
Through cheering crowds and gay display, 
Went the Teddy Bears, their faces bright, 
Both bowing to children left and right. 
At Union Square, right in the street, 
Whom should they meet but Muddy Pete, 
The newsboy guide whom they longed to see. 
The carriage was stopped and TEDDY-G 
Got out on the walk and hugged the lad 
And kissed him twice, he felt so glad. 


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164 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


Next day when they met on the public street 
TEDDY-G gave gifts to Muddy Pete 
Which filled his arms, heaped up at that, 
And pockets too, and blouse and hat. 


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At a banquet given in a big hotel 
The Teddy Bears were asked to tell 
Of their trip abroad and ox things they saw 
And of kings and queens who shook their paw. 
TEDDY-G was called on first to speak, 
But public speaking to him was Greek ; 
So with a jolly story and a joke or two 
And thanks all round his speech was through. 


166 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


But TEDDY-B spoke long and loud 
And was applauded often by the crowd. 
“Toastmaster and gentlemen,” said he, 
And then right back in history 

He made a start, and plain and bold 
The story of the Teddy Bears he told: 


How bears were shot and hunted 
down 

And chased to the woods from 
every town; 

How children, too, were told 
the lie 

That bears would eat 
them if they should 


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How hunters bold acted 
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When they shot and killed 


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The Bears were given a special train, 
To take them West, and home again; 
This time through Canada to go 
To sport a little with ice and snow; 
For Autumn's months were almost gone 


And Winter had her snow suit on. 


TEDDY-B—His paw 


They reached Toronto the following day, 
Where they were escorted to the Bay 
By the Queen’s-Own Band and Grenadiers, 
While boys and girls with songs and cheers 


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The Bay was frozen, and friends of theirs 
Had planned some fun for the Teddy Bears; 
A race on skates and an ice-boat ride, 
To show the way Canadians glide 
From place to place in zero air, 


And to teach the sport to each Teddy Bear. 


There was fun that day when TEDDY-G 
Got off on skates, to show that he 
Could figures cut and racers beat 
As easily as on paw or feet. 


170 THE ROOSEVELT BEARS ABROAD 


He cut some figures, eights and nines, 
With extra curves and added lines ; 

He skipped some spots just here and there 
When his head was down and his feet in air; 
And once he slid right by so fast 
The excited crowd just stood aghast, 
Thinking each minute he'd break his head 
Or split in two by an awful spread, 

For his feet just went one straight north-east 
And the other pointing west the least. 


He landed once square on his back 
And slid along a slippery track 
Till stopped by a lad who said that he 
Would show him figures, two or three. 
TEDDY-G said, “No; it’s very nice, 
But I've had enough of slippery ice; 
Next time | skate | want a pair 
Of skates placed on me everywhere.” 
TEDDY-B was wise and took his slide 
With a little boy on either side, 
Holding his paws and changing feet, 
First left, then right, in figures neat. 


But the biggest fun they had that day, 
On the winter ice of Toronto Bay, 
Was the ice-boat race; and the way ‘twas won 
When the Teddy-Bears beat every one. 
They ran that boat at a frightful rate 
Tipped with a breeze on a single skate ; 
And some folks say that in a squall 
They didn’t touch the ice at all, 
But simply sailed right through the air 
More like a bird than a Teddy Bear. 


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And to hear them yell as past they flew, 
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Was jolly fun and a treat for all 
And worth a trip to Montreal. 
“These Canadian lads,” said TEDDY-B, 
‘‘ Lead reckless lives, it seems to me, 
With skates for shoes and lightning sleds 
They make things easy for bumping heads.” 


Said TEDDY-G, “The thing that’s wrong 
Is walking back—it takes so long; 
I wish I had a toboggan slide 
To take me back to our mountain side ; 
I'd build a fire to warm my toes, 
For both my feet are nearly froze.” 


Next day the Bears went for a tramp, 
With a snow-shoe club to a winter camp, 
Where under bows of spruce and pine 
Was spread a table with cooking fine, 
Which made TEDDY-G just say that he 
Would then and there a Canadian be. 


They stopped at Ottawa a day 
To the Governor their respects to pay, 
And then by swiftest C. P. train 
They crossed this great North-west domain 
To Winnipeg where, a day or so, 
They stopped to see the city grow; 
And while they stayed the papers said 
The city went right straight ahead, 
And grew so fast on its prairie site 
That its area doubled over night. 


But how they journeyed on from there, 
Or by what route, or when, or where 
Has not been told, for the Teddy Bears 
Slept nights and days in beds and chairs 

And only waked when jolt or jar, 
Or call for dinner in the dining-car 
Made them sit up and wonder when 
They'd reach their own snug mountain den. 
As they approached the place where they were born 

TEDDY-G blew loud on a trumpet horn TEDDY-B—His paw 

A West Point bugle call he knew, 
And a hundred friends came into view, 
For the news had scattered far and wide 


| When the Bears would reach the mountain side. 


The crowd had come from far and near 
To welcome back two friends so dear. 


The old bobcat with the bandaged knee 
Was the first to shake with TEDDY-B, 
And a young cougar and a panther bold 

Helped TEDDY-G his load to hold; 
And many more gave welcome hand 
To the most famous Bears in all the land. 
Their friends had planned a jubilee, 

And lanterns hung from every tree, 

And fires were burning here and there, 
And al! was bustle everywhere. 

The midnight supper these friends had planned, 

And the music from a wild-cat band, 


TEDDY-G—His paw 


THE BEARS ARRIVE HOME 


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And the singing by a squirrel choir, 
And the stories told around the fire 
Delighted TEDDIES-B and G 
And made them happy as they could be. 
The following day in their mountain den 
e Bears were tucked up warm again, 
And TEDDY-G, in a cozy heap, 
Was curled like a muff and sound asleep 
When TEDDY-B shook him and said: 
“I got a plan in a book | read 
Of the thing to do when next we wake.” 
Then he gave TEDDY-G another shake, 
“Two smart detectives we shall be 


And solve for children all mystery. 
Troubles they have of every kind, 


Or treasures lost they cannot find, 
Or problems which they cannot do, 
Or things they know which can't be true. 
We'll work for fun and charge no fee—" 
“ Please stop your talk,” said TEDDY-G, 
“I want to sleep ; if your plan is good 
Don’t tell it to all the neighborhood.” 


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TRAVELS ann ADVENTURES 


Verse by SEYMOUR EATON 
Mlustrations by V. FLOYD CAMPBELL 


CONTAINS 180 PAGES. 16 FULL-PAGE COLOR PLATES 
AN ILLUSTRATION ON EVERY PAGE IN THE BOOK 


This book records in complete detail the wonderful 
trip of the Roosevelt Bears from their cave in the 
Rocky Mountains to New York City. It tells how 
these Bears entertained their animal friends at home, 
of the exciting race to catch the Pullman train, the 
eventful night on the sleeping car and the exciting 
adventures on the Kansas farm. Of the day spent in 
rollicking fun at the district school, the adventures at 
the county fair and the over-night trip in the balloon 
which took them from Missouri to Chicago, where 
they landed in Lincoln Park and spent some days in 
entertaining the children of that city, and seeing all 
the points of interest, including the Athletic Club and 
a modern department store. 
Then to Niagara Falls to view the wonders of nature 
at that place, and next to Boston, where they meet 
with a rousing reception and are entertained at the 
home of Miss Priscilla Alden and her brother Will. 
While in Boston they visit all the places of historic 
interest, such as Bunker Hill, Pl Rock, Concord 
and Lexington. have an exciting scorch in an automobile, which causes their arrest and an 
uncomfortable night in the Boston Jail. They receive honorary degrees at Harvard University, 
and afterwards take a canoe trip down Boston Bay and are swept out to sea by a stim and 
land on an iceberg, where they meet a polar bear who has just come down from the northern 
seas on his floating ship of ice. They are rescued from this place by a passing steamer and 
carried to New York City, in which place they immediately advertise for a guide to assist them in 
seeing the town. Volume | with an interesting account of how they entertained the children 
of New York City at the annual circus held in Madison Square Garden, and which completes the 
— of the first half of the tour of the United States by Teddy-B and Teddy-G, the Roose- 
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MORE ABOUT 
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Teddy-B and Teddy-G 


Verse by SEYMOUR EATON 
Illustrations by R. K. CULVER 


CONTAINS 186 PAGES. 16 FULL-PAGE COLOR PLATES 
AN ILLUSTRATION ON EVERY PAGE IN THE BOOK 


This book takes up the career of the Roose- 
velt Bears in New York City, where the 
preceding volume leaves them, and follows Yore Al 
them throughout the balance of their American we 
tour. It ins the new story with ther & Ki, eo ie 
experience as firemen, after which they go OLS BUS 
through the Wax Musee, visit West Point and 
play a game of baseball. An airship takes 
them to Philadelphia, where they land on 
William Penn's hat at the top of the City Hall 
Tower. They entertain Philadelphia children 
in a vaudeville show, spend a day at Atlantic 
City, celebrate the 4th of }" , visit the Zoo, 
© on a fishing trip, an then journey to 
ittsburg. From Pittsburg they go to Balti- 
more, where they get out a newspaper, and 
thence to Washington, where they are grveted 
by the President, after which they return to their cave in the mountains of 
Colorado. 
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RHYMES OF THE 
GOLDEN AGE 


GEORGE REITER BRILL 


It is rare that one finds author and artist combined in the 
same person, particularly in the superlative degree of ex- 
cellence evidenced by Mr. Brill’s work in both writing and drawing. 
The verses are charming; they deal with 
children and child life—literally “‘ The 
Golden Age.” Every poem is illustrated 
and its salient point brought out prominently 
by means of a delightful picture. 
The tweive full-page color plates form 
a collection of pictures which ranks, both 
in inspiration and execution, with the best 
ever made. 
The book is printed on heavy antique 
paper, from large, easily-read type, it contains eighty pen drawings, 
illustrating each poem, and is beautifully bound with an attractive inlay 
picture on the cover, in full color, making an ideal holiday gift book. 
Size of book is 614 x 934 inches LIST PRICE, $1.50 


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THE CASTLE OF 
GRUMPY GROUCH 


MARY DICKERSON DONAHEY 


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RINCESS FLORIA. the charming little heroine of this 

story, is destined to become widely known. It is certain 
that no child who reads or hears the first adventure of the 
little Princess, in her quest for her lost temper, will be content 
to rest until the book is finished. It is a fairy story, containing 
all the elements that go to make the best books of this class. 
There is, besides, a pleasant humor, and although the purpose 
of the tale is primarily to provide 
amusement, it contains avery whole- 
some and obvious moral for little boys 
and girls. 

The book is beautifully illustrated 
with eight full-page color plates by 
J.R.Clay and about eighty pen-draw- 
ings by Ruth Elliot Newton. It 
is attractively bound in full cloth, 
stamped in colors, and makes an ideal 
holiday gift book. The size of the book 
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The Story of a Thinking Doll 
Told by Chrissy Herself 
BY 


LOUISE F. GREGORY 


This is a story of the adventures of 
a doll who came from far-off England 
to America, and whose experiences 
were many and varied. 

The story was written to please a 
little child friend of the author, and 
won her unbounded interest and admi- 
ration. Its appeal to children is certain 
and definite. 

Miss Gregory’s first venture in the 
realm of juvenile books has established 
her right to a prominent position. The 

book is liberally illustrated, containing six full-page color plates 
and numerous pen-drawings by Grace Evans. The binding is in 
cloth, with an attractive inlay picture on the cover in full color. 
The book possesses every physical attribute to ensure that its 
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‘The Snow-Man’s Christmas,” “How 
the Indian Suit Ran Away” and “The 

Wreck of the Nursery Flyer,” are all tales 
about toys. 

The child loves to personify everything 
that he sees, and here we have his dearest 


possessions, his toys, actually “‘doing things.” 

These books are intended for very young 
children, and there is a minimum of story and a 
maximum of illustration—the latter all in fuil 
color. Each book contains 24 color plates by 
Joseph C. Claghorn, and is printed on heavy 
enameled paper of the best quality, bound in 
cloth, with an inlay picture on the cover in full 
color. The whole series is sure to be treasured 
in the youthful library. | Size of book is 4% x 6% inches. 


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[THE DIARY OF A 
BIRTHDAY DOLL 


ETHEL C. DOW 


HIS is quite the most delightful story of the experiences of 

a doll that has ever been written; interesting t~ children of all 
ages. It is charmingly told with a naive humor, and recounts how 
its heroine, a birthday gift to a little girl, wins her way to her youth- 
ful mamma’s affections. Each chapter 
tells of the happenings of one day, 
which gives the tale the character of 
a diary. 

The book is beeutifully illustrated 
with six full-page color plates by 
Florence England Nosworthy, and nu- 
merous pen-drawings by Louise Clark 
Smith. This volume is a beautiful 
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with an inlay picture in full color on 
the cover. Each book is packed in a 
decorated box, sealed in a glass-tissue 
paper wrapper; size of book, 7% x 9% 
inches. 

With each book is sent a reply post card, which, if mailed to 
the publishers, will entitle the sender to a beautiful reproduction in 
full color of the picture on the cover of the book; size, 12 by 16 
inches, without advertising. LIST PRICE, $1.25 


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